"Sure, I know plenty of spells. 'Course I do. But remembering them is the hard part."

The wizard strokes his totally not fake beard thoughtfully and discreetly pulls out his EyePhone.

You see the shrew get on her tip-toes to peek at his phone screen.

"I can see you're looking at the Morrowind wiki again."

"I'M NOT, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ANYTHING WITH YOUR LITTLE SHREW EYES."

He shoves his phone away into his coat, visibly embarrassed.

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